Dispositions

As good ole Saint Valentine’s Day approaches, a lot of hoopla and ballyhoo are directed towards emotion, sentiment, and relationships.  Since I don’t really possess any of those things, this Valentine season I have been focusing on something that I’m more capable of: Basic dispositions. I've got a pulse, too. So I engaged my extensive list of humanoid abilities and created a list of things that I like and don't like.

Things I like:

• Sunsets
• Finding candies
• Waving at people while not wearing pants and them having no awareness of my condition
• When the sun starts fighting through the clouds after it has been cloudy all day
• (creating) Neologisms
• Meaningful conversations
• Free food
• Discovery/Understanding
• Doing better at something than you thought you would
• The feeling you get after you’ve been busy for a while, you accomplish everything you need to, and you have nothing pressing to do
• Good friends
• Baseball
• Reading about other people doing good things
• Being able to type entire words using letters that are on one half of the keyboard, and therefore only needing one hand to do so
• Finding out there is a curve on a test

Things I don't like:

• When people steal my sweet moves in Words with Friends
• Going into a building when it’s light outside and having it be dark when I come back out
• Ignorance touted as fact
• When you’re crossing the crosswalk and a car is waiting for you so they can turn and they inch closer with every step you take
• Having to get back up after you’ve gotten settled in bed or in a chair 
• Shoe wedgies