In the Interim: What We've All Been Searching For

I recently hit a blogular milestone: One of my posts got to 1000 views. So popular, on the internet. It only took 2 years' time to accomplish, which rounds out to almost 1.4 views per day, 41 per month. So so popular.

Intrigued by such astounding popularity, I got to noticing and I noticed that of my other blog posts, my next nearest one was only at about 400 views, which rounded out to significantly less views per day. This math astounded me and I told it to get out of my life. More research led me to find that the way most people came across the aforementioned post wasn’t because I was cool or because of my writing style or because anyone cares about my existence. It was because people search for things on the internet. My blog is on the internet and it contains things. Therefore, from time to time, particular searches led them to particular blog.

After emerging from a deep and dreary depression, I needed to know what searches made this particular post so popular. I found that people like and/or are afraid of gingers. Redhead festival, red head festival, red hair festival, ginger head, and scrawny ginger were the most common searches to present my blog to the unsuspecting public. I don’t know what people were hoping to find in searching such things, but that’s not important. What’s important, as every blogger knows, is views. Viieeewwwwzz.

If you know me, you know that I am aware of the existence of science (!) . So. In my ongoing search for knowledge and popularity and acceptance on the internet, I have decided to increase my view total by x using science (!) . I’m going to link to pictures and sites of highly searched things so that people will look at my blog. After all, no one cares about actual meaningful content. They just want the juicy bits. So here are some bits and I think they’re juicy. We’ll see how long this one takes to hit 1000 in comparison to the other one. Should you feel the need to sign some sort of permission form before participating in this study, here is one, just after the fact. Just print it off and send it to me. Now on to the juice:

Justin Bieber