Friday, December 30, 2011

Sexy jerky

Rant.

What the heck is the recent obsession with Mick Jagger?  There seems to be an influx in pop-culture references to good ole Mick as being the ideal of sexiness and desirability.  Ke$ha and her friends refuse to give heed to any young suitors unless they look like Mick Jagger.  Maroon 5 attempts to seduce either you or me or some inferred protagonist by claiming to have and be able to demonstrate "moves like Jagger."  I don't know if you've had the extreme pleasure of seeing Mick Jagger, but, in my opinion, he's one of the grossest human beings alive.  Coming from Ke$ha, I suppose it's not really surprising.  From Adam Levine, it sounds like a bit of a downgrade.  But either way, stop.  If you're trying to be cool, sexy, or alluring, pick something... well... cool, sexy, or alluring.  If you're trying to seduce hungry bros on roadtrips, keep referencing Jagger, because in all honesty he looks like beef jerky.





Rant over.



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