Bucket List

I recently completed an item on my bucket list. And by this I mean I recently did something I’ve always wanted to do. I’ve never actually compiled a bucket list. Thinking about all of the things that would make my life better but I've never accomplished depresses and discourages me. And even if that weren't the case, I wouldn’t call a conglomerate of my hopes and aspirations a bucket list. My dreams have nothing to do with buckets, unless those buckets are full of guacamole or cinnamon rolls or gold doubloons. Buckets also remind me of death and vomit, neither of which is included in my aspirations, unless the vomit or death is induced by buckets full of guacamole or cinnamon rolls.

Nevertheless, in light of my recent triumph, I have lightly pondered on a bunch of things that would be supes the best. I've also pondered on a bucket list, which I decided to finally compile. And thus it is written:

An ice Bucket

A water bucket

I can only assume that this is a kool-aid bucket

A mop bucket

A bucket seat

A photobucket

This scoopy excavator attachment is called a bucket, I guess

When a basketball goes through a designated hoop, it is called a bucket. It is a hilarious type of bucket when accompanied by faces like these:

Buckets are a way of brigading people into cohesive forces to work towards the greater good (not physically, I think)

http://www.bucketbrigades.com/

A brain bucket is slang for a helmet

or it's this

A scumbucket is a less than kind individual, a bucket of scum, or this sexy intelligent band of old men

This is a banana bucket

This is a Buckethead

Buckets are cat currency

Here is a bucket full of heart disease

This is a Luke Buckett.  He and his entire family are different types of buckett

This is an attempt to buck it

This is a goat bucket

I hope this was informative. It may be the most comprehensive bucket list on the internet. As it were, most types of bucket remain true to their definition: cylindrical things you put things in. But these cylinders come in all shapes and sizes and can hold all shapes and sizes of stuff. Diversity is something that is celebrated in our society and who knew buckets could be so diverse? In celebration, I've also compiled a list of all of the things that you can put in buckets:

Almost everything

Who knew? So handy dandy.